Theoretically vs. Realistically

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One day a man was outside in his driveway fixing up his old Chevy. His son comes running out of the house all stressed over his vocabulary test that he has the next day. The kid said to the father, “Dad, I don’t understand the difference between the words theoretically and realistically. Can you help me, please?”

So the man looked at his son and said, “Okay, son, I can help. Go over to your sister and ask her if she would sleep with a complete stranger for $500,000.” So the kid runs over to his sister and asks her the question. He immediately runs back to his dad. “She said yes, she would sleep with a stranger for $500,000.”

So the man said, “Okay, now go run and ask your mom the exact same question. Would she sleep with a complete stranger for $500,000…” The kid then runs over to his mother and asks her the same question. He runs right back to his dad and says, “Dad, she said she would also sleep with a complete stranger for $500,000.”

The man looks at the kid and says, “Alright, good. So son, THEORETICALLY we are sitting on a Million dollars….REALISTICALLY we are living with two whores!”