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Old 01-31-2009, 07:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Sensitive Man
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> A woman meets a man in a bar.
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> They talk; they connect; they end up leaving
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> She notices that one wall of his bedroom is
> Completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy
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> There are three shelves in the bedroom,
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> Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
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> In rows, covering the entire wall!
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> It was obvious that he had taken
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> Medium-sized bears covering the
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> And huge, enormous bears running
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> She found it strange for an
> Obviously masculine guy
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> She is quite impressed by his
> Sensitive side.
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> But doesn't mention this to him.
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> They share a bottle of wine and
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> After awhile, she finds herself
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> 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
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> Maybe he could be the future
> Father of my children?'
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> She turns to him and kisses him
> Lightly on the lips
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> They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
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> Where they rip off each other's
> Clothes and make hot, steamy love.
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> She is so overwhelmed that she
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> More creativity, more heat than she
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> After an intense, explosive night
> Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
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> They are lying there together in
> The afterglow.
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> 'Well, how was it?'
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> The guy gently smiles at her,
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> 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle
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