Talking Dog!!
A traveling salesman driving around the deep south sees a sign in front of a broken shack that reads: "talking dog for sale" !!
Curious he stops....walks to the backyard & sees an old dog sitting under a tree...."you talk" ?? he asks the dog....& the dog answers "yup" !!
After the shock of hearing a dog talk wears off he asks "so....what's your story" ??
The dog answers "well....they discovered that I could talk when I was young.....put me to work....had me traveling from country to country sitting in on meetings with the worlds leaders....no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping....I was one of the most valuable spies for years....then I worked at the airport....wandering near suspicious characters & listening....later I settled down....had puppies....now I'm retired"
Amazed the salesman goes to the owner & asks "how much for the talking dog" ??
"10 $$" the owner answers!!
"10 $$" says the salesman "this dog is amazing....why would you sell him so cheap" ??
The owner answers "because he's a liar....he never did any of that shit" !!
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