Subject: Police Sensitivity Training 101 at work
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> Chicago, IL 11/03/08 (AP) - Chicago Police today reported finding a john
> doe
> male body in the Chicago River. The victim apparently drowned due to
> excessive narcotics consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a
> red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an obama t-shirt. He also had a
> cucumber stuffed up his ass. The police thoughtfully removed the obama
> t-shirt to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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