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Old 09-30-2008, 05:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default New 401 K Plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.


But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401 K-EG Plan

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