A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mum or dad home ?"
Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?"
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I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
- Thomas Jefferson
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I don't need anger management... You just need to stop pissing me off!!
If you make something idiot-proof, someone will just build a better idiot