Hired Hand

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and
determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for
a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay
and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it,
and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay
guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house
than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in
long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For
weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very
well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the
hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the
ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
heels.

The hired hand readily agreed and went into
town one Saturday night. One o 'clock came, however,
and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired
hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon
entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting
by the fireplace with a glass of wine,

waiting for him.She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my
blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did
as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did
as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my
socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly
by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly
unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire
light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with
trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
floor.

Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever
wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!'