The Good Samitarin
GOOD SAMARITAN
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night
when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and
she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'
He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."
'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'
He says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
But what about the smell?' The wife asked??
"Just hold its nose shut" the husband replied.
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to
beat the mortal shit out of him died at the scene and was pronounced dead by a local vetrinarian.
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