Golf Joke

[Stab Wound]

A man goes to a public golf course.

He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, 'I
would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie.'

The man behind the counter says, 'The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but
all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this:
We just received 8 brand new robot gol f caddies. If you're willing to
take one with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it
works, your round of golf is on me today.'

The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer.

He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself,
'I think my driver will do the job.'

The robot caddie speaks to the man and said, 'No sir. Use your 3 wood. A
driver is far too much club for this hole.'

Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the
ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on
the green.

The golfer, delighted, looked at the robot and thanked him for his assistance.

As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, 'I think this green is gonna
break left to right.'

The robot then again spoke up and said, 'No sir. I do believe this green
will break right to left'

Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he
decided again to listen to the machine.

He made his putt and birdied the hole thanks to the robot and his advice.

But his luck didn't end there. His entire game was the best game he ever
played, thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.

Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, 'How
was your game ?' The golfer stated, 'It was, by far, the BEST game I ever
played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots.

See you next week.

A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop.

Upon entering, he looked at the man behind the counter and said, 'I would
like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please.'

The gentleman from behind the counter looked back at the man and said,
'Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the
robots. We had too many complaints.'

Confused, the golfer cried, 'COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could've
complained about those robots? They were incredible'

The man sighed and said, 'Well, it wasn't their performance.

It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting
off them was blinding to other golfers on the fair way. '

The golfer said, 'So then why didn't you just paint them black?'

The man nodded sadly and replied, 'We did. Then four of 'em didn't show
up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop, and
the other is running for President.'