Golf

[Agent 3310]

A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an angry
guy from Boston were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of
golfers in front of them.

The angry Bostonian fumed, 'What's with those jerks? We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!'

The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor
golf!'

The Chinese businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'!!!

The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word
with him.'

Excuse me, Sir! Said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group
ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters.
They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'

The group fell silent for a moment.

The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer
for them tonight.'

The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my Ophthalmologist
colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them.'

The Chinese businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire
fighters Union in honor of these brave souls'!!

The angry guy from Boston said, 'Why can't they fucking play at night?'


RELEASE YOUR ANGER AND STRIKE ME DOWN!!!!