Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers is?
Well here it is:
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort
with his family on the weekends.
Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a
drive in the car for some bonding time.. Just he and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel
like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that
she
would take their granddaughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
Grandfather. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'
Oh yes, Papa the girl replied, and do you know what? We didn't see a single
dumb bastard, dip shit or horse's ass anywhere we went today!'
Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
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Difference between Grandpa & Grandma
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