An old couple were sitting on the porch one afternoon rocking in their rocking chairs. All the sudden the old man reaches over and slaps the shit out of his wife.
She says, "what the hell was that for?"
He says, "Thats for 40 years of rotten sex!"
She doesn't reply and they start rocking again.
All the sudden the old lady reaches up and slaps the shit outta her husband.
He says, "Well what was that for?"
She says, "That's for knowing the difference!
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