The Heat - Venatalating
Okay, every year we here in South/ Central Texas look at you poor slobs up north on the news going through your long misearable winters and have little to no pity. Its just good entertainment HA HA HA!
Well, the pendulum has swung the other way. Brother, if you've never experinced heat ..then COME ON DOWN!!
Im talkiing about brutal long protractred heat AND high humidity for 5- 6 months this year.
SCorching draught heat- Borneo heat. Battan Death March heat!
SUFFOCATEING STIFLING OPPRESSIVE..mind numbing H...E....A... T..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im rewarded every month with a 250.00+ dollar utility bill( and i have a one room house).
Basically, the house heats up like a sweltering oven past 4;00 pm. It doesnt begin to cool down till about 3 am in the morning. I have a gpood indusrtial strengh fan and a medium sized ac unit, but the fan is what keeps me from roasting alive.
I'll tell you. I'm going to feel a *little more pity for you Northers' next winter when i see you suffering through the bitter cold! Arghhhh! MAKE IT STOP!
( but it wont..not till mid October I guesss)
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i'M SURE YOU FINALLY FOUND ME QUITE STRIKING AND RATHER DASHING. iN FACT, I KEPT STRIKING YOU TILL I DASHED YOUR BRAINS OUT. I AM SORRY FOR THE MESS WITH THE BONE SAW- I AM NO SURGEON..BUT I MANAGED TO REMOVE THOSE PARTS OF YOU TAHT HAD SO REJECTED ME , AND THERE THEY SIT IN A COLD GLASS BOWL FLOATING IN YOUR GREY MATTER, AMID A HUNDRED SLOWLY BURNING CANDLES.;YOUR CEREBRUM, YOUR CEREBELLEM AND YOUR NEOCORTEX. BIT BY BIT I CONSUME YOU AND WE BECOME ONE AGAIN.
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