Tithing to Stage and Rage
Tithing? is an ancient, divine law wherein Rock and Heavy Metal has commanded us to give a tenth of our increase—which is understood to mean income—so we may build up the kingdom on the earth and be blessed. When you pay an honest tithe, Rock promises to “open . . . the windows of Metal, and pour . . . out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it” (Hendrix 3:10). These blessings may be temporal or spiritual, and they will come to you as you obey this divine law.
Paying tithing is an expression of your faith and an outward sign of your belief in Rock and its work. Those who do not pay tithing, those who keep for themselves something that rightfully belongs to Metal, rob Rock ( Morrison 3:8).
The law of tithing is the means by whichHeavy metals work is funded. Today, all faithful members of The Stage and Rage Forum contribute one tenth of their income as tithing to contribute to the growth of the kingdom of Rock .
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