At a dollar store buying some mothers day cards. An older black woman behind me and a black woman cashier. I get to the cashier and she looks at me all funny and I think to myself WTF is that look for?
She finally says, "anyone ever tell you you look like somebody?" I just said "no, not that I know of..." Because all my life I've been told I look like Elvis so I was kind of wanting to skip it this time.
She says, "you know who it is? Ron Jeremy!" Before I could say anything the older woman behind me speaks up and gets a kick out of it and says, "That's what I was thinking but didn't want to say anything."
Well, I really didn't know what to say. They were either referring to my package or calling me an ugly fuck, either way I just said, "now how would either of you 2 girls know what Ron Jeremy looks like or who he even is!? Y'all done told on yourselves didn't ya"
The scene really was funny.
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I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
- Thomas Jefferson
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I don't need anger management... You just need to stop pissing me off!!
If you make something idiot-proof, someone will just build a better idiot
So. I'm standing in line...
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