[Mr. G]

From the land that worships OKRA,
comes a scrapping sort of fellow
A smoker and a drinker
whose teeth have grown quite yellow.
A jack of many trades
a master of very few
Once a business owner
now he whines the blues.

Worked his way into the mills
trying to make a dollar
Now he’s Mr. Safety Man
watching other’s holler
He hasn’t many hobbies
but he’s a techno freak
He likes to work on amplifiers
yes sir he’s a geek

Married a young lady
he calls her ESSW
And even though she married down
she tells him “I still love ya”
So with cigar, tubes and wine
his children almost grown
He comes to visit STR
to make us yawn and moan

We really do respect him
he’s in a different class
Often kind of sensitive
makes him a pain in the ass
But overall he’s kind of cool
you might say a sure bet
But God help us one and all
if he turns into a fett